Quotes That Amuse Me Right Now

<facedownassup> i'll sit through anything
<facedownassup> the alternative is standing
<facedownassup> and that's just wrong

<Nonpareil> I beat cancer
<Nonpareil> and by cancer I mean children

ahsroth: Heh, you're so attractive to females. You're like... chocolate or something.
ahsroth: Wait, I've got a better one
ahsroth: You're like a big dick. The idea of you is hot, and everyone wants to say they've had you, but most girls aren't worthy of you and can't handle it anyway.
ahsroth: There, that's a much better comparison
teh_in5omniac: ROFL
ahsroth: Plus I get to call you a dick.
ahsroth: I love you.

<Yoggit> No, it sucks, there's all these little kids, and they always try to talk to me.
<leeberace> i like kids
<Yoggit> I like kids, when they're being quiet and not moving.
<leeberace> those are dead kids
<leeberace> that doesn't really count

<Yoggit> You can hit on me if you want. I just might not respond.
<Yoggit> That or I'll demand to see your toaster.
<Yoggit> Say, does anyone want to show me their toaster?
<Yoggit> I should just like... Offer blowjobs in return for toaster pics. Bet I'd get a lot of responses then.

<FUZZNUTS1024> sorry im not very smort
<artTimeRapist> Most people aren't very smort.
<artTimeRapist> Seeing that smort isn't actually a word.
<artTimeRapist> But it's okay, I'm sure you'll find a homeless person to love you, one day.

<MaRoOn5LuVeR> why don’t you like me
<ObscureEccentricity> Because you are an idiot.
<ObscureEccentricity> I mean do you realise how acutely depressing it is for me to realise we are actually from the same species?

People say funny things on chatrooms, sometimes. And I have no life.

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